"Ministers in sensitive government departments have been issued with soundproof lead-lined boxes, which they must place their mobiles in when having sensitive conversations."

Have they considered taking the battery out of their phone?

Nice. Couldn't agree more.

Believing in reality isn't bigoted, believing in fairy tails is just hiding your head in the sand and hoping it goes away.

I'm guessing you work at the checkout lane at Walmart?

What language was this originally written in?

I suggest just keep purchasing motherboards from your favorite vendor and returning any which have this defective by design UEFI feature.

Oh, I understand just fine. It's your claims that keep changing, but seriously, Try to get the neighbors 15 year old to come over, I'm sure he can get it working for you.

So, let me get this straight, you have an infinband switch as the backbone for your.... PS3 which you claim is directly connected to your modem. At least try to keep your bullshit consistent.

The only port I can identify that they filter is 80. I'm even hosting ssh on it's native port.

I also have Charter 100mbs service, and constantly get 100mbs, and host things just fine. They've always been fast. They can be terrible when something is broken, but when it's working properly it's great. Not sure whyh you have these issues.

Step 1. Learn to use *nix as it was designed to be used, through the shell. I know you skipped this step because you think cPanel is a good idea.

This country still has a strategic helium reserve because of the rarity and value of helium, and while it is true that this program is slowly being phased out and sold to private industry, there is growing concern in the scientific community about the uncontrolled release of helium from the use of party balloons and such. So much so that almost any university with a decent science program has a system in place to capture and re-liquefy helium used in experiments. Helium is more or less a non renewable resource because once released into the atmosphere it never come back down to earth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZkMQkHGj1s

If it's good enough for the Air Force to give to pilots, it's good enough for you!

Nice chip you have on your shoulder there crank, do you have a big sign in your front yard that reads "Get off my lawn!"

Or we could stick with reasonable engineering and physics.