There are a few commercial windows packages designed to do this. BlueMarble comes to mind, but it's pricey. Golden Software's "Didger", is probably the best bang for your pound: high mathematical accuracy and well supported by its manufacturer. It's really quirky, though. (Disclaimer: Five hours ago I relinquished my position as project manager for this program.)

Whine whine, cry cry. People who respond to these threads have the outraged attitude of eight year olds denied a toy. Tell me me how you intended to pay for bubbles on the moon and maybe I'll take the "tragedy" rhetoric seriously.

In campaigns I've played, the worst atrocities were usually committed by the paladins of Pelor.

I played a campaign with a DM who spent time in prison. He was a moron. If most prison DMs are like him, that would definitely be a deterrent from crime.

You don't have friends.

If it's not your thing, don't go to a strip club, and don't hire a stripper. Simple as that. No one picked you up and "put" you in "that situation". "Nothing [you] could do" my ass. For all your talk of men being men, you're only upset that you weren't man enough to be the pooper at the party. You'd rather poop on parties that you're not a party to. It's safer for you that way. You big man you.