Bollocks. Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. Unless you have a deep southern drawl, it sounds a lot better than "Bullshit" (for the Southerner, it's "Boolsheeuht."). I propose we adopt it as an American expression, and besides you can sort of say it in polite company. "That's a lot of bollocks."
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.