You sound like a potential sociopath. Just as a precaution, can you share with us your Twitter information?

OMG* I can't believe I am reading this on Slashdot.

* OMG : Oh My Goatse.

Now that's why I need a Cinema Display so that it can all fit on one line.

Here is another novel idea: why not teach the basis of grammatical analysis and etymology in school instead?

I'll take that with a grain of salt. Thank you.

Call the NSA. He is obviously trying to aid the enemy. He even hid his terrorist training equipment in his son bedroom. What a horrible father. Take his son away! Think of the children!

Slashdot : Fox News for Herds. Stuff that mattered.

Of course, it would travel well with a name like 'Voyager'. It is not like we had called it Phobos-Grunt. I mean, come on, phobos means 'fear' in Greek. And grunt, well, that just does not sound good.

That, or it was written on a laptop, lid closed.

It means that Oracle controls Java on embedded devices. Google can not take Harmony and have it run its Java apps in the next Android OS. Instead, Google has to say Pretty Please to Oracle first, and then buy the binary or source code license from them.

What is unbelievable is that Americans criticize fundamentalism in Muslim countries but they do not see the bigotry in their own culture.

So much for pretending to have the moral high ground.

"Et tu?" is not correct French. "Et toi?" is.
"tu" must always come with a verb.