Perhaps investing that money into the country would negate the reasons they have for being your enemy and save you the effort of dropping bombs on them.

Is this to get around Peer Blocking software?

Are you responsible as the contract holder with your ISP to which an IP address belongs responsible for the data downloaded on your connection? If I share my connection with others is it up to me to ensure that illegal activities do not occur on it? Perhaps this would be their point and case?

Genetically modify Zebras to have QR codes instead of stripes.

Guess they're all to dumb to wear sunglasses.

Though I do make a fair living out of re-installing peoples machines that simply can't handle the crap installed on them. A lot of people hated Vista, but I never really found it as big a problem as people made out. Then I realised that most Vista issues were caused by the third party crap that got installed on most machines people had experienced the OS through. After re-installing without all the crap I would generally get amazing responses from customers who found their system now ran faster than it did when they bought it.