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Comment Veritas apt-get support? (Score -1) 114

Does anyone know if this will affect Veritas's earlier commitment to use apt-get as the basis of their new enterprise Linux package/resource management system? Imagine the convenience of being able to roll out new desktop systems with a single 'apt-get install desktop' command? apt-get rocks!
Intel

Journal Journal: To My Freaks... 14

I seem to have aquired a modest number of enemies. However, I have no idea why any of them would have marked me as a foe.

If you have marked me as a foe, could you please explain why? I'm curious.

User Journal

Journal Journal: operation troll support 1

just when you though that slashdot couldn't get any more like a game, Debian Troll's whore account gets moderator status! what's a guy to spend his points on when he sees his mate Debian Troll suffer at the hands of dipshit humour-deprived slashbots? and when a moderation of a blatant goatse.cx link is meta-moderated as 'fair', point and laugh at the sheer stupidity, then begin composing your next win-apt-get advertisement.

fools.

Comment The only way SCO can save itself (Score -1) 687

SCO is obviously in some pretty serious trouble here. Lawsuits are expensive, and they seem to be fighting them on every front. Even if they achieve a degree of legal success, their core product (SCO Unix) is obviously under serious assault from the various Linux vendors.

My question to the directors of SCO is this: Is Debian GNU/SCO out of the question? Is sco-apt-get not a possibility? Could Bruce Perens be potentially offered a position as a Linux evangelist to bring credibility to this endeavour? Could RMS please take a shower?

Thank you.

Apple

Journal Journal: Announcement: Debian GNU/Mac OS X 1

Following on from an insightful suggestion by co-developer leviramsey (for those who don't know, leviramsey has been instrumental in re-writing the Debian automatic hardware probing routines for Debian GNU/Windows XP so that they erase all the correct settings from XP and leave the machine ready to configure 'properly'...just like Debian GNU/Linux!), I would like to announce the commencement of a fourth host operating system for the Debian environment: Debian GNU/Mac OS X!
User Journal

Journal Journal: trolls of the week digest, installment 1

here are some great trolls in the last week that i have particularly enjoyed (besides my own, brilliant trolls of course).

of course, i've been pretty busy with coding win-apt-get this week, so not many trolls in this edition. thank you.
It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: ATTENTION: Michael Sims 6

After months of reading your rantings without comment and having
finally stated my objections to you and your childish responses over
this last week, I permanently close further discourse with the
following:

Debian

Journal Journal: Debian Troll appeals apt-get banned decision! 1

Greetings fellow Debian users and 42-year old virgins, Following the IP address of Debian Troll being banned (obviously part of a conspiracy by the fiercely pro-RedHat and RPM Slashdot administrators), I have written the following plea to the Moderating elite.

Join in the campaign today! apt-get install crap-flood the editors!!

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Dear Slashdot Moderators,

Debian

Journal Journal: debian - the wanking man's operating system 1

whether it's their distasteful looks, their smelly sperm-laced breath or their lack of social skills - you can always spot a debian user. together with their rampant homosexuality and barely informed, yet surprisingly elitist attitude, these fucking tools can be found littering university campuses all over the world, beavering away on their beloved debian, "C for dummies" book in hand. even when not coding, you can find these cocksucking twats in their debian user group meetings, collaborati

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