SCO is obviously in some pretty serious trouble here. Lawsuits are expensive, and they seem to be fighting them on every front. Even if they achieve a degree of legal success, their core product (SCO Unix) is obviously under serious assault from the various Linux vendors.

My question to the directors of SCO is this: Is Debian GNU/SCO out of the question? Is sco-apt-get not a possibility? Could Bruce Perens be potentially offered a position as a Linux evangelist to bring credibility to this endeavour? Could RMS please take a shower?

Thank you.