Comment WebShit (Score 1) 896
This patent applies to all world wide web content that falls under the category of WebShit. WebShit is defined as:
a) Sites with no practical purpose beyond moronic jokes and vulgar humour directed at 4 year olds that somehow make millions of dollars in advertising (examples include www.stickdeath.com and www.newgrounds.com)
b) Sites made by someone who has no concept of design and hence incorporate elements such as Starry Background Images, stock animated gifs with backgrounds that dont match the page, ugly text colours and links to similar bad sites. (examples include anything hosted on Angelfire)
c) www.microsoft.com
All corporations/individuals that are the proprieters of category B sites will pay me an arbitrary rate monthly, or be sued for infringement upon my patent. All corporations/individuals that maintain/visit category A sites will be killed immediately. All corporations/individuals that maintain category C sites will hopefully die anyway.
a) Sites with no practical purpose beyond moronic jokes and vulgar humour directed at 4 year olds that somehow make millions of dollars in advertising (examples include www.stickdeath.com and www.newgrounds.com)
b) Sites made by someone who has no concept of design and hence incorporate elements such as Starry Background Images, stock animated gifs with backgrounds that dont match the page, ugly text colours and links to similar bad sites. (examples include anything hosted on Angelfire)
c) www.microsoft.com
All corporations/individuals that are the proprieters of category B sites will pay me an arbitrary rate monthly, or be sued for infringement upon my patent. All corporations/individuals that maintain/visit category A sites will be killed immediately. All corporations/individuals that maintain category C sites will hopefully die anyway.
