Comment Can I Be The First....? (Score 2, Funny) 159
I want to be the first person to sue the phone companies for giving me cancer.
It was so annoying to be born a few years too late to get on the "Sue the Tobacco Industry" bandwagon
It isn't easy being the parent of a six-year-old. However, it's a pretty small price to pay for having somebody around the house who understands computers.
