I was going to say "Of course there is intelligent life in the universe, it's right here on Earth!" but I couldn't do it with a straight face.

But! But! Microsoft did that thing, and people said Vista is great if we don't tell them it's Vista. Clearly the solution is to rebrand Vista as XP and in two months, like a magician, whip the cloth off and go "Aha! You've been using Vista all along!" There is no way a plan like that could fail!