Well spoken!

Hey now, be fair. That could be their real name.

"If you want to really and completely turn off Bluetooth and Wi-Fi on iOS11 you can't do it from the Control Center anymore, you'll have to do it through the Settings app."

And here I thought that everyone went through the Settings app to begin with. I always have.

Where's my Bill Gates / Borg avatar. Come on Slashdot, you're slipping.

Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up
Dennis: I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

You win the internet for the rest of the year!

Nailed it!

Today's Word: empathy

The Matrix was not a documentary.

"Assange has a professed his dislike of Hillary Clinton, and his timing of releases is clearly intended to harm her campaign. Information transparency is not their cause, otherwise they would have been more honest about today's fundraiser. Instead they hyped it as the end of the Clinton campaign."

A-men. That's it in a nutshell.

So you've turned the pollution into a fine powder. Now what are you going to do with it?

"Roosegaarde claims that the firm did get diamonds from pollution dust made, but as the process required so much energy it didn’t chime with the firm’s environmentally friendly ethos. Instead, they sell jewelry featuring little blocks of compressed pollutants."

Not a good answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

...or destroy ancient temples full of priceless artifacts.

This! I'd mod you up if I could.

Meanwhile, these asshats are trying to force users to stop utilizing tools like Adblocker. "Trust us" they say. Well... BULLSHIT on you.