The "drift racing" show idea is even dumber. (Score 2, Funny)

OK, maybe nothing's dumber than the "Girls Gone Wired" idea, but "Formula D" is right up there:

"Formula D," the first-ever series to showcase the world of drift racing, will burn up the screen in April on G4.

For those who don't know, drifting is the act of powersliding your car sideways. It's something rally drivers do to maintain speed around tight corners, but apparently idiots get together in parking lots and just drift in big stupid circles for hours. So it's not even a sport, it's a small part of a sport. It's as if someone took away the football and just had 22 guys run up and down the field for three hours, and said, "look, a new sport."

I was going to tell Comcast to drop dead, but clearly they're trying to commit commercial suicide and don't need my encouragement.