Comment Subject: Hi there! (Score 1, Funny) 713
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Subject: Hi there!
Dear Dark Cobra,
Hello there! This is an automated e-mail from Bill Gates. Well, actually his secretary, but you get the picture.
We were recently informed of your interest in LindowsOS. Unfortunantly, we cannot allow them to illegally use our stuff or whatever. We do, however, offer you an alternative.
Windows XP! It's fun, easy, and only crashes once in a while! Although we currently offer no support for "Linus" programs, we do include minesweeper and solitaire.
Oh, and a little reminder! We ask of your help and support in our court battles. Please write to your nearest congressman and fight for our right to continue to own your PC.
Sincerly ( Love, ??? I'm new at this!)
Amand--
er, Bill Gates
Subject: Hi there!
Dear Dark Cobra,
Hello there! This is an automated e-mail from Bill Gates. Well, actually his secretary, but you get the picture.
We were recently informed of your interest in LindowsOS. Unfortunantly, we cannot allow them to illegally use our stuff or whatever. We do, however, offer you an alternative.
Windows XP! It's fun, easy, and only crashes once in a while! Although we currently offer no support for "Linus" programs, we do include minesweeper and solitaire.
Oh, and a little reminder! We ask of your help and support in our court battles. Please write to your nearest congressman and fight for our right to continue to own your PC.
Sincerly ( Love, ??? I'm new at this!)
Amand--
er, Bill Gates
