How to get sued for trademark infringement (Score 1)

Want to get sued for trademark infringement so that you can get posted on Slashdot? It's easy... just one step required. When designing a new name, first: take your competitors name and then change it a little bit. (Alternatively, if you don't want to get sued for trademark infringment, try this: don't use your competitors name at all when thinking of your own name.)