Comment Swearengen (Score 4, Funny) 98
all five actually work for the law firm Brydon, Swearengen & England in Jefferson City, Missouri.
Cocksuckers!
Comment Re: JuiceSSH is a nice terminal app (Score 1) 352
I'll put in another nod to JuiceSSH on the phone. Minimalistic for the most part, but that secondary keyboard that pops up has exactly what you need that phone keyboards don't while being easily hidden when you don't need it.
Comment Doing the math... (Score 5, Funny) 100
That's what? 10 Macbooks?
Comment New ranged weapon (Score 1) 368
When do they add the throwable chair?
Comment Re:In nearly 15 years, I've never done this... (Score 1) 347
If this joke goes over someone's head who's sufficiently dense, does that affect it's arrival time?
Comment Re:Bah, we already said goodbye to CTRL-S years ag (Score 1) 521
Derr, nevermind. You were saying the same thing. The - threw me off.
Comment Re:Bah, we already said goodbye to CTRL-S years ag (Score 1) 521
:w
Comment Re:painted into a corner... (Score 1) 403
Ah, the Machete Order http://static.nomachetejugglin...
My favourite is actually a slight variation:
4 - A New Hope
5 - Empire Strikes Back
1 - The Phantom Edit (Fan edit version with lots of the hokey crap taken out. Actually makes it a decent movie. It's mentioned in the link above).
2 - Attack of the Clones
3 - Revenge of the Sith
6 - Return of the Jedi
Comment Re:Don't worry, NSA will still buy American (Score 1) 208
Maybe 200 years in the future they managed to make flash memory ultra thin and flexible, and decided to string them end to end to be read or written sequentially?
Comment Re:Range is the issue (Score 1) 258
Why did you even mention gasoline?
Wait... so you're saying there's times when using a car analogy on slashdot ISN'T appropriate?
Submission + - iOS 7 Updates Silently Removes Encryption for Email Attachments (thehackernews.com)
Comment Re:Triple dipping? (Score 1) 135
Seriously? I never once mentioned monopoly. None of the 3 articles I linked mentioned monopoly once. So... never constitutes going on and on. Idiot.
Comment Re:Triple dipping? (Score 2) 135
http://arstechnica.com/tech-po...
Two more recent articles looking at the margins ISPs make:
http://techcrunch.com/2011/07/...
http://gigaom.com/2011/05/12/n...
True revenue and profit reports aren't easy to get ahold of for the big ISPs. Yes, I'm sure the profits are higher in higher density areas. No, I never made any comparisons to prices paid in North America vs. Europe and Asia. The fact remains that the big ISPs took huge amounts of money SPECIFICALLY to provide broadband to rural areas. They can't then turn around and say they couldn't do it because the cost was prohibitive due to population density. They knew the populations when they took the money. You make a statement like the big providers are going bankrupt and tell me I have no idea what I'm talking about, without providing any sources?
Submission + - AOL finally admits they were hacked
Well, AOL has finally come clean. Apparently individuals unknown accessed AOL's servers and took screen names, account information including mailing addresses, contact lists, encrypted passwords and encrypted answers to security questions. And possibly credit card information. AOL claims that it affects "only" 2% of their members, but recommends that everyone change their passwords and security questions.