Comment Traffic Report (Score 1) 126
Atlanta
Major accident today over the skys of Atlanta. Joey de Blowey was flying to work this fine smog filled morning when he sucked a large Canadian goose (yeah, got another Canadian, to bad it was a goose) into his fancy flying machine while cruising at 80mph. His emergency parachute immediatly deployed and he started to descend to earth when he happend to float down into the props of the poor fool who happened to be flying below him. Most of his body was mushed but he was able to be identified becouse his head flew in through the bedroom window of Mary Jane of Roswell. Americans for the Libertys of Geese are looking into the needless death of the fine bird.
Major accident today over the skys of Atlanta. Joey de Blowey was flying to work this fine smog filled morning when he sucked a large Canadian goose (yeah, got another Canadian, to bad it was a goose) into his fancy flying machine while cruising at 80mph. His emergency parachute immediatly deployed and he started to descend to earth when he happend to float down into the props of the poor fool who happened to be flying below him. Most of his body was mushed but he was able to be identified becouse his head flew in through the bedroom window of Mary Jane of Roswell. Americans for the Libertys of Geese are looking into the needless death of the fine bird.
