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Comment Too little too late (Score 2) 42

by DNAgent on Wednesday April 02, 2025 @02:11AM (#65275531) Attached to: YouTube Could Be Worth $550 Billion as Analyst Crowns Platform 'New King of All Media'

2015 called. They want their headline back.

Comment Re:Amnesiac browsing mode (Score 1) 99

by DNAgent on Saturday May 21, 2022 @12:11AM (#62553936) Attached to: Google 'Private Browsing' Mode Not Really Private, Texas Lawsuit Says

you may totally forget what you did after two bottles of wine and half a dozen vodkas

Dammit, Google must have been live-streaming me last night!

Comment Re:More Homeless Housing (Score 1) 32

by DNAgent on Thursday April 28, 2022 @12:15AM (#62485916) Attached to: PayPal Shuttering Its San Francisco Office

Right on schedule for September 2024 too.

Comment Re:Who cares? (Score 1) 107

by DNAgent on Tuesday March 06, 2018 @12:57AM (#56214635) Attached to: The Oscar-Winning Special Effects of Blade Runner 2049

You’re starting to get it.

Comment Re:They did ask... (Score 1) 511

by DNAgent on Thursday February 15, 2018 @05:35PM (#56131024) Attached to: Hey Microsoft, Stop Installing Apps On My PC Without Asking

Steam works perfectly on Debian testing as well.

Comment Re:Emoji is plural. (Score 1) 123

by DNAgent on Wednesday January 31, 2018 @12:35AM (#56038159) Attached to: Lawyers Faced With Emojis and Emoticons Are All \_("/)_/

I bet you’re fun when going out for sushis. ;p

Comment Re:More is better I guess? (Score 1) 136

by DNAgent on Tuesday January 02, 2018 @01:19AM (#55847065) Attached to: The World's First 88-inch 8K OLED Display

Are any studios shooting 8K porn though? Only a few are even doing 4K AFAIK.

Comment Re:In App Purchases (Score 1) 101

by DNAgent on Saturday March 25, 2017 @04:10AM (#54107391) Attached to: Researchers Develop App That Accurately Determines Sperm Quality

Thanks for that. I'll never have a boner again.

Comment Re:Finally Equality! (Score 1) 279

by DNAgent on Friday December 16, 2016 @01:04AM (#53495453) Attached to: Lack of Penis Bone In Humans Linked To Monogamous Relationships and Quick Sex, Study Says

I'd have started with lasers - 8:00, day one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Re:like in the movie? (Score 1) 246

by DNAgent on Tuesday October 25, 2016 @10:58PM (#53151615) Attached to: Uber's Self-Driving Truck Went on a 120-Mile Beer Run To Make History

They used Bud because if if it wrecked, burst into flame, and burned down to the ground nothing of value would be lost.

Comment Re:Edge. LOL! (Score 1) 137

by DNAgent on Tuesday October 25, 2016 @10:49PM (#53151567) Attached to: Benchmark Battle October 2016: Chrome Vs. Firefox Vs. Edge

Point me to the version of Edge I can install from the Debian repos.... Yeah, not a contender.

Comment Re:Was Obvious from the Start (Score 1) 330

by DNAgent on Monday October 24, 2016 @11:47PM (#53144027) Attached to: No One Is Buying Smartwatches Anymore

There's an HP-01 on eBay for $1400. I don't know if any actually sell at that price, but it's half the price of a new one in 1977 factoring in inflation.

Comment Re:I guess there's one sensible solution to this (Score 1) 819

by DNAgent on Thursday May 19, 2016 @02:40AM (#52139759) Attached to: Employers Struggle To Find Workers Who Can Pass A Drug Test

Everybody over forty that I know, aside from my mom, smokes pot.

Comment Re:I guess there's one sensible solution to this (Score 1) 819

by DNAgent on Thursday May 19, 2016 @02:38AM (#52139751) Attached to: Employers Struggle To Find Workers Who Can Pass A Drug Test

If they're anything like Bender, they should probably start.

Comment Re:Does a sockpuppet by any other name... (Score 1) 190

by DNAgent on Friday May 13, 2016 @01:57AM (#52102859) Attached to: Microsoft Removes Wi-Fi Sense Feature From Windows 10 Which Shared Your Wi-Fi Password

Do sockpuppets dream of electric shills?

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