The OP stated: 'very fast and consume as little memory as possible. No fancy features.' I'm pretty sure they didn't mean Emacs ;P

He didn't die, he was only petrified.

All the research and computing power that has been put into trying to create artificial intelligence and what we get instead is artificial politicians.. Great..

I have never tried using my dishwasher on my clothes. I am intrigued. Are there any special procedures for using a dishwasher on your clothes? What have you found to be the pros and cons to using a dishwasher on your clothes? What brands would you recommend?

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This reads like a John Cleese and Eric Idle skit.

Funny, for me drinking several cups of coffee makes other people safer around me.

I think they are quite concerned that your TikTok data will be locked away in a server in China where they can't access it. It has nothing to do with keeping your data safe.

I came here to say the same .. Gotta say though, great name for a company.

Moxie's whole blog post is pure gold. I especially enjoyed this paragraph:

We are of course willing to responsibly disclose the specific vulnerabilities we know about to Cellebrite if they do the same for all the vulnerabilities they use in their physical extraction and other services to their respective vendors, now and in the future.

I definately LOL'ed at that one...

When the "wearable tech" becomes implanted "wetware". I'm thinking direct neural interface with computing / memory augmentation: Being able to interface a computer system at a _far_ higher level than "think hard about a purple sky and have a blinky light turn on".

- Being able to directly access synthetic memory or networked data.
- Enhancing logic / mathematical processing / thinking.
- Using synthetic elements to replace / enhance senses (vision / hearing loss / enhancement)
- Using synthetic element to enhance nerve system distribution for repairing spinal injuries or enhancing reaction / reflex times.

There are all kinds of things that are possible while making yourself more susceptible to EMP ;)

I like my phone. Nexus 4. Does everything I need.

What I need is 50% faster and 50% cheaper service, at minimum.

Technically, a party is just a gathering of people or reasonable facsimiles thereof. Merriment and associated frivolities, while typical, are optional.

Most dictionaries do define a party as a gathering of invited guests though...

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Best thing I've ever used to pull string through conduit is a vacuum cleaner. Just amazing how well that works.

Last I read, the required platform for BESX is still Exchange, which most certainly is not free.

That was a long time ago...