DEBEDb's Journal: Programming puzzle

Write a "Hello world" program, without using a semicolon, in:

1. C (puzzle taken from here) -- takes a while if you've switched your mentality from C to Java (is that a hint or what?)
2. Java (a bit more thought and knowledge of language is necessary)

Comments below present the correct solutions, respectively, by Fuckhead Sr. and Fuckhead Jr., with guest commentary by FucksHisMomInTheAssCauseHerPussy'sFilledWithPus... And to think that all three of them is one and the same incestuous redneck schizo... wow...

Re:Is this supposed to be hard?

[DEBEDb]

Hey, coward, bend over, I'll show you what's really hard.

Re:Is this supposed to be hard?

[DEBEDb]

Did I say it was supposed to be hard? So which genius did you summon?

Re:So

[DEBEDb]

So, like, what do pointers have to do with any of this?

Re:*yawn*

[DEBEDb]

Hey, fuckhead, that doesn't work. Too many semicolons :)

Re:Hey Dweeby:

[DEBEDb]

Is that before that botched abortion your mommy did or after?

Re:So where's your answer dweeb?

[DEBEDb]

Who's that "you" you are referring to (does the repetition of you confuse your down-syndrome-affected-brain or did your mother sleep with an ex-president for money?) And what's that * in parenthesis?