Comment Store it in the Internet. That's what it's for. (Score 1) 983
My dad is a bit of a hoarder. I tell him to "store" his broken toaster collection at Goodwill. They will have one when he needs one.
How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.