And who do you think is going to cover the cost when the counter-bot-net screws up and wipes the PC instead of removing the bot? There are no gain for a company in making such a program, and any indivudal creating and distributing it is garanteed to get sued into oblivion.

Well, Danish, Swedish and Norwegian might seem the same written, but spoken, thats another story. I'm from Denmark, and I do understand a bit Swedish and Norwegian, but a conversation is only possible because Swedish and Norwegian people generally is more fluent in Danish than the other way around (Danish is the most difficult language of the three).

Making a uniform, written language should be possible, but higly unlikely since there is to much PRIDE! involved.

Instead English should be the primary language of instead, preparing Scandinavia for the takeover of the world (ninjas go home!).