"Saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side."

Come at me, bro.

Because it's expensive to run fiber lines, and not very cost effective to provide free installation and service to a single house. Plus, if they run fiber to a low-income family, and that family moves, then someone else gets it, and they'd have to spend a bunch more money installing fiber at the low-income family's new house.

Far more cost effective in general to run fiber to a place with good housing density, such as an apartment complex.

There are some new footpaths in my area that I haven't been able to add, and it's been driving me nuts!

@sarahoconnor_ Guys. I don't know what skynet is. And I wouldn't follow me - I tweet really boring stuff about unit wage costs and the like.

I blame the parents. Where are they in all this?

I haven't had an actual television in nearly a decade. But I watch TV shows all the time on my computer.

Do you mean literally watching a TV, or watching TV shows?

You know your new OS is awful when people "upgrade" to the previous version.

Worse in the winter cause you're blasting heat? Why not just put a coat on?

Considering table tennis is already an olympic sport, perhaps we should start with Pong.

>Besides that, top gear's Stephen Fry

He was a guest on Top Gear once. Is that what you mean?

What category does "have sex with me" fall under?

...and people who talk at the theater.

Heeft u spek ruiken?

Wait, this happened? Source?

Just curious, but how many regular Slashdaughters aren't already using the beta or dev builds? I would imagine this crowd would be on the bleeding edge, especially since they got native Linux Netflix support working in one of the recent builds.