Dear Penthouse -
Whoops, wrong place.
Anyhow...About 22 or so years ago I was sitting in the hot tub with my girlfriend at her apartment complex in Mountain View when two dorky young guys come and jump in with us. I'm thinking "swell, we're usually alone out here all evening and there go my immediate plans for a little semi public nooky".
One starts talking about how he and the other guy are going to start up this search company named Yahoo and went on and on about it. Eventually they left and I turned to my girlfriend and said "That's the stupidest name I've ever heard of for a company".
And I think that sums up Yahoo. Disrupting others for a bit to no purpose, much rambling and meandering, and a silly name.
Not that "Google" is much better, or Microdick...err...Microsoft. It sounds so...little.