You can donate to me and I'll pass along my regards to Wikileaks. I gaurantee that none of it will go towards Assange's legal fund. (I can't imagine anyone trying to scam anyone out of money over this issue. Just like Haiti, or Katrina, or any other big news story...)

I fully expect Apple to release an iWatch. Something with a super high resolution 1/2 inch screen where I can read graphic novels, listen to mp3's, watch high definition movies, while talking to grandma on the phone and swaping recipes with her online because I deserve to be one of the elite. Oh yeah, and it comes with a minature black turtle neck and levis case so I don't scratch the screen.