Comment $100 Bill (Score 1, Funny) 410
I'd prefer to be greeted by being given a hundred dollar bill. I'm not going to expect or demand that it happen.
"We are aligning our engineering efforts and capabilities to deliver on our strategy and, in particular, our three core ambitions,"
In other words, they are bajooling in order to slatinate their gibleglopp for maximum jastoodo.
Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it.