We've got internet porn! (Score 1)

The statements are true. A programmer's sex life does suffer at times. There is a trick to it though! In my personal experience, getting some has only been a problem *between* girlfriends. Once I have a girlfriend it's not that much of a problem. The trick is FINDING a girlfriend after a breakup.
For me, as I am sure is true for most nerds, the club scene is out. Who wants to sit in a really loud bar mostly full of people that you wouldn't get along with? Also, the black lights do weird things with my CRT tan. :) The workplace is pretty much out. With sexual harassment suits like they are now, despite the other problems that could arise, workplace relationships are not the best idea. Meeting chicks online is risky. Of the two that I have met... Well, I don't want to get into that.
So what's left? My solution has been friends of friends! Instead of asking out a lady from work, ask her to help you find a woman. Surely they have friends. The best part is that if you work at a tech firm, there is a good chance that a lady you work with will know a nice geek girl that will understand what you mean if you happen to throw out a term like "hash table". (drool... 'Whisper code in my ear baby' :) )
In the mean time, between girlfriends, there is always Internet porn.

Cryogenic Specter

btw, if none of the above will work for you at all, try this code snippet:

if (chicksClothes == ON)
{
if (removeClothes(&chick))
{
goAtIt(&me, &chick);
} else {
getOutOfMyHouse(&chick);
}
}