It works for Agent Gibbs just fine.

This is what you need to do: 1. add a 'room' concept for special interests (after hiring me to implement it). --the Radio Shack Computer Room --the COBOL GISTs Forum --the Reality TV Geeks in the Forest room. 2. The SlashStarter Room: it's like KickStarter, but is exclusively for /. salary (so that there will be some). 3. The What to Do If Trump Wins Room: Mom say I have to go to bed now, so I'll explain this during home room tomorrow.

I did it in under 20 bytes, two ways:
version 1.1: I support all moves except: opening move.
version 1.2:
      Print "I resign."
                                   

I'm pretty darn sure it proves the existence of Unobtainium.

I'm betting on Python Eyes, O-O=====, object-oriented mayhem.

A very early linux...on a floppy disk

Excellent! More jobs for tech weenies...at the cost of turbulence.

I'm imagining a TakeNoPrisonersScript that pounds each ad with clicks, say, a dozen times. Eventually, clicks will no longer mean anything to the advertisers.

Google has better control of ads if they decide what you want to find.

Cheap if you ask me. That's about what it cost to delelop the 'affordable health care' web site.

So it's smaller than one square Rhode Island, but holds more data the the R.I. State Library?

Yes. And one of the largest targeted group of cafes purported to raise funds in the cafes for veterans, but allegedly, little of it made it to vererans' organizations.

Original posted solution sounded like a fun--if not optimal--solution. I remember an ancient Word Perfect on Windoze 3.1 being more productive than later word processors over more modern computers. Why? Software developers (I'm guilty of being one) have accelerated their gobbling of memory and processor cycles over the years so much that the poor HW folks can't keep up...despite the later's impressive results. The result: page downs are still painfully slow. But hey, I can format the document in Vulcan XML. Thanks.

It's hard to pay $1 if your FB account is under a fake name. One more way to pressure FBers to use a real name.

There they will find the Rocknest Monster and the end of the rover. (Warning: not funny unless you actually read TFA.)