Resolutions (Score 1)

I resolve to have at least a 64% spelling Margin of Error.

I resolve to train an army of geeks and storm Microsoft's headquarters, based on my success in Starcraft, Quake, and Rainbow 6.

I resolve to give a hoot, and not Pollute

I resolve to get the world record for number of altoids consumed

Awwww. What the heck.. It is to much work anyways