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"Theory of Gravity" perhaps? Science still hasn't figured out just what gravity is, only the mechanics of its function. You're certainly welcome to suggest that the existing theory of gravity is wrong and should be replaced with "Intelligent Falling" for example, but you'd have a high hurdle to overcome.

What's going to keep these kids from handing the tracker to a younger sibling or to a friend who does actually go to class? "At eight o'clock, enter this code, or I'll tell Mom you screwed up!" Oh yeah, the truant student's own sense of "doing the right thing"...

It's also possible for a newspaper to care to endorse a white-collar thief precisely because that's the kind of morality that the newspaper wants to see in office.

More so, why would anyone want to cut cheap lasers? "Yo mama's so poor she has to -cut- her cheap lasers to get two"?

Teddy Bears' Picnic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teddy_Bears'_Picnic I too am grateful for the flashback, sans acid even!

Did you also get drop slips stapled to tests that scored too low? : )

You say you don't want an advert for a funeral home appearing next to your picture of grandma, but then, what -is- the right context in which to advertise a funeral home? Next to a picture of people smoking and drinking? Your beautiful mountain landscape? The picture of -grandpa- in a casket?

Or, do people not need to know about what funeral homes are around and available? The purpose of the ad might not be to get you to buy two caskets now, but instead to get you to remember the funeral house when the time comes that you need them.

Apparently, this is not the Droid you're looking for.

Oh no! You've just issued Glenn Beck a dare! Be careful now not to double-dog dare him.

No, this structure, Gemini, creates -a- copy of itself, self-destructing in the process.