Aside from the awful human as car analogy, just agree that from now on you will no longer receive any goods or services produced or provided by anyone born after you. Either that or have a little understanding and quit being a whiny leech on society. Not even the most well-prepared parent can plan for every possible scenario the universe might throw at them, including various aspects of a mismanaged global pandemic.

It sounds to me like you've worked at places that aren't compatible with your talents. Am I wrong in assuming that you've worked predominantly in very large companies? A Jack-Of-All-Trades isn't as valuable in a larger organization as there tends to be a correlation between headcount and specialization. You should probably look for work in smaller organizations or startups, where being a Jack-Of-All-Trades is extremely useful. In these type of environments, the organization usually can't afford a body for every single role, so being competent in a lot of different areas is key. Although job security may not be as great in a smaller organization, if you work for a startup, you may be able to get stock options or equity of some kind. It depends what you're looking for. One other poster mentioned consulting, which could also be an attractive alternative.