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Judging from your definition of "hacker", you must be either a reporter or a script kiddie. Let's take a little test:

• Do you get annoyed because Rootshell doesn't give out binaries?
• Do you have bo2k.cultdeadcow.com bookmarked?
• d0 y0u Typ3 l1k3 tH15?
• Do you flood ping?
• Do you have WinNuke in your "Start Menu"?
• Do you bask in your 31337n355 whenever you start up Avalance?
• Do you use Windows for your h4xx0r activities?
  If you answered "yes" to any of the above, you're a script kiddie.
  I think you can figure out how to email me ;)