Comment Only cookie nightmare is NO cookie! (Score 3, Funny) 126

by Coookie Monster on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @03:54PM (#65805395) Attached to: Europe's Cookie Nightmare is Crumbling

Me love cookie!!! Om nom nom nom...

Comment Re:Does web site Y know? (Score 1) 36

by Coookie Monster on Monday June 30, 2025 @05:17PM (#65487138) Attached to: VP.net Promises "Cryptographically Verifiable Privacy"

Cookies provide no security

That not true!!! Me hug security cookie right now!!! Then I eat security cookie!!! SO MUCH SECURITY! OM NOM NOM NOM...

Comment Good! (Score 2) 17

by Coookie Monster on Monday July 22, 2024 @05:33PM (#64647368) Attached to: Google Won't Be Deprecating Third-Party Cookies In Chrome After All

No defecate cookie!! Cookie for eating, not for pooping!

ME LOVE COOKIE!!! OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment SAVE THE PARTY COOKIES!!! (Score 1) 22

by Coookie Monster on Thursday April 25, 2024 @08:27AM (#64423692) Attached to: Google Delays Third-Party Cookie Demise Yet Again

Me love all cookie, but especially PARTY COOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Purging cookie? (Score 3, Funny) 19

by Coookie Monster on Saturday January 06, 2024 @01:03PM (#64136585) Attached to: Google's Chrome Begins Purging Third-Party Cookies

Me no purge cookie! Me let cookie stay in belly!! Me love cookie! COOOKIEEEE OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment NO!!! No disable any cookie!!! (Score 1) 70

by Coookie Monster on Thursday May 18, 2023 @10:46AM (#63532351) Attached to: Google Will Disable Third-Party Cookies For 1% of Chrome Users in Q1 2024

Me love cookie! Om nom nom nom

Comment Re:The muffin monster can do it faster (Score 3, Funny) 7

by Coookie Monster on Friday May 12, 2023 @07:06PM (#63517793) Attached to: Anthropic's Claude AI Can Now Digest an Entire Book like The Great Gatsby in Seconds

Whaaat? Me been usurped? Tell me not so!!

Comment Reject cookie? (Score 1) 14

by Coookie Monster on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @04:55PM (#63162146) Attached to: Microsoft Fined $64 Million By France Over Cookies Used in Bing Searches

Why someone reject cookie? Me no understand.

Me love cookie!! OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Re:Glistening chocolate-chip cookies (Score 3) 47

by Coookie Monster on Friday August 12, 2022 @02:41PM (#62784342) Attached to: How Thinking Hard Makes the Brain Tired

If cookie glisten, me listen!

Coookieeee!!!! OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Re:We need laws to just ban cookies altogether... (Score 2) 41

by Coookie Monster on Friday June 17, 2022 @03:26PM (#62629104) Attached to: UK Wants To Replace Cookie Pop-Ups With Browser-Based Opt-Outs

Cookie very necessary! Me love cookie!! OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Re:Ask any kid to divide 15 cookies evenly... (Score 1) 48

by Coookie Monster on Friday February 25, 2022 @05:44PM (#62304425) Attached to: Children May Instinctively Know How To Do Division Even Before Hitting the Books, Study Finds

No, no divide! No share cookie!! All for me!!!!

OM NOM NOM NOM....

Comment NO!!! (Score 4, Funny) 29

by Coookie Monster on Friday November 26, 2021 @04:07PM (#62023857) Attached to: Google Makes Pledges on Browser Cookies To Appease UK Regulator

No cut support for cookie!!! Me love cookie!! OM NOM NOM NOM...

Comment Re:chief executive Robert Monster (Score 1) 31

by Coookie Monster on Friday September 17, 2021 @04:38PM (#61805427) Attached to: Web Host Epik Was Warned of a Critical Security Flaw Weeks Before it Was Hacked

He my long-lost brother BOB! Me give him big hug and kiss OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Cookie fatigue? (Score 5, Funny) 135

by Coookie Monster on Wednesday September 08, 2021 @09:16AM (#61775087) Attached to: UK's ICO Calls For Browser-Level Controls To Fix 'Cookie Fatigue'

Me never get tired of cookie! Me love cookie!! OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment Re:I tossed out both my non-stick pans (Score 5, Funny) 70

by Coookie Monster on Tuesday August 31, 2021 @01:27PM (#61749001) Attached to: Toxic 'Forever Chemicals' Contaminate Indoor Air at Worrying Levels, Study Finds

Do you want a medal or a cookie?

COOKIEE!!! OM NOM NOM NOM