Apple has products other than the iPhone?

Don't let Sean Penn hear you say that!

Are servers dropped into a Piranha filled pool when they fail?

Why not research the hell out of the subject and sell it to them in 10 years when they realize that they're killing their population with pollution?

That of course, would require that China give a damn about their population.

Your point would be compelling if those numbers weren't from five and a half years ago.
I'd think the overall mindset of the electoral base has changed just a wee bit, no?

Ahh Missingno, how I loved thee.
He was the cornerstone of my Player vs. Player Pokemon team. If anyone managed to beat my first five level 99 pokemon (thanks to Missingno's rare candy explot), he'd come into play. The game would then crash because Red and Blue didnt like to play nice with him over the cable. I've yet to lose a player vs player battle.

I see an Ignobel in their future.

I've got some swamp-land for sale if you're interested.

There's your problem. It's not your cat, you're his person.

Pfth. You command line wussies are gonna be the next to be hit while those of us who read the packets straight from the CAT-5 laugh at your insecure browsers.

I figured it'd just DDoS 4chan....again.

What the heck is a Jackalope?

Which is interesting, because it contradicts the image many of us have of the average end user. Personally I believed that they would be programmed by now to automatically click OK on any popup without reading it.

They could do a best (or worst) of both worlds: Madden Effect 2010

VAMPIRES IN SPACE

Please don't give Hollwood ideas for another Twilight movie.