I FAIL IT! (Score -1, Offtopic)

God damnit, I wanted First Post for 4/20 (well, not quite) just to highlight the issues brought up by my troll. I am the Conor Collins Troll, dedicated to the destruction of Conor Collins and all that he stands for. I also believe that *BSD is dying, you guys should pay your $699 Liscensing fee to SCO and that I'm so 1337 that you can't handle it. I am before my time, my greatness shall be revered forever.