I have to disagree. A "fun" resume makes you memorable for all the wrong reasons, it's like showing up to a first date wearing a clown wig and oversized shoes. Make your personality be what makes you stand out from the crowd. It's okay to toss out a joke or two at the interview to show you're not a stuffed-shirt, but at that point they're already interested in you.

April 13 is my birthday, and there's something ironically awesome about the world being destroyed on one's birthday.

:%s/astronaunt/astronomer/g

GP is making a joke using the Penny Arcade comic's author's nick: Tycho. You know, the astronaunt.

I really hate the comparisons of Three Mile Island to Chernobyl.

"Congratulations Homer! You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island!

See this on a ./er's sig so I can't take credit for it, but it sums up the situation nicely: Nuclear power. Global warming. Agrarian society. Pick one.

Show her a Three Stooges DVD. If she shakes her head and tsk-tsks through the whole thing, she's fine. If she laughs uproariously--at any point--stop play and say "you, sir, are running with the fellas."

Been looking for a Linux phone / PDA to develop apps for. Any thoughts on how this would compare to Palm Pre / Mojo / webOS?

Please, I'm sure the game will be tastefully done and rated T for teens, as appropriate. To see boobies you need to apply the Hot Coffee mod.

Herod's Lost Tomb
Copyright 2008 National Geographic Games. All rights reserved.

West of house
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a tribal woman here.

> Examine woman.
The woman is clothed.

> Examine boobies.
I see no boobies here.

The Craigslist Bad Check scam, where the con sends a check for several thousand more than the asking price...

(Clicks on link to website advising consumers of scams)
(Gets pop-up window claiming you can make $18 billion in a year as a California option trader)
Sigh...

just consult this.