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Comment I can see the headlines now.... (Score 2, Funny) 578

In recent news, another fatal car crash happened on the interestate, do to a malfunction within the onboard computer... Spokesmen at Microsoft claim it is due to hardware problems, and claim their software had no liability in the inncident..

In other news, the LinuxDrive program has advanced in leaps and bounds, and can now, with version 2.5, even STOP your car... too bad the beta testers of 2.4 didn't wait a week or two.. [fake news-anchor laugh]."

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