Comment Because she wouldn't respond well to software (Score 2) 197
although I hear it happens to all men at somepoint in their lives...
Excuse my laughing - I'm still trying to get over the premise that slashdotters actually *have* sex.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.