No problem, EFF hasn't been cool for a while now. Remember what they did to RMS?

they were able to pass the physical.

Oh, come on, stop harping on Joe Biden's frailty — he's been out of office for over a year now!

But you don't read the generated binaries, do you? Not even the assembly text...

I've been wondering for many years before the first traffic camera appeared, why the toll-roads aren't enforcing the speed limits automatically. The time you enter and exit the highway is recorded down to a second. The distance between these two points is known — your average speed could be computed on the spot even with the early 90-ies technology...

The polite police officers would be standing right behind the toll-booths issuing tickets without the drama of hiding in the bushes, then chasing you at highway speeds...

And, yeah, you could lower it by stopping at a rest area — but it'd still be a tremendous disincentive to speed.

I was and continue to hope, that such universal enforcement, affecting all voters, would cause the limits to go up to reasonable figures — or even be abolished completely...

I've run into these people, they're the worst

When have you last checked your compiler's output?

produces higher quality sperm

That's really important for the sperm destined for the septic system, sure...

But the only winning move is not to play. Or does that only work for Tic Tac Toe?

Music and Film Industry Association Europe?

Could you write all this without the spittle? (i.e. don't use your Apple(TM) device)

And, do you really mean pounds, or is that also an artifact of writing this on an Apple(TM) device?

Speed, 1994

What you don't do: slow down

Ok, I see, it's not actually a sock, but a handbag/manpurse that's supposed to look like a sock. So not a dumb idea, just a dumb name.

But it's an o.

If you manage to take your shoe and sock quick enough to hit the thief before he just pulls out the iPhone off it and runs. This is no chancla which you can toss into your hand with a quick flip of your foot, this is a snug-fitting sock!

It is a dumb idea. You store the phone at a location where it's easy to lose, but hard to get when you need it. Indeed, movement of the ankle while walking will slowly push the phone out of the pocket. And when you need your phone (for texting, or for accessing the internet), you need to kneel all the way down to get it.