...were secretly three raccoons in a trench coat?

Good thing I'm in the other half of Americans.

I see you and I both use the same porn filter.

It sounds like you wanna look in everyone's pants... Stop being weird. The rest is just angry conservative noises and vague insinuations without specifics.

They found em out when one of their responses included, "By the way, did you know I can also recommend books from your favorite authors directly to your phone or kindle?"

The longest of those listed was 2 days, most lasted just hours.
Compare to Texas's 2021 power outage, of TWO WEEKS and THREE DAYS.
2021 Texas Power Crisis: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
If you totaled all the ones you listed for NY, it would still be shorter than ONE Texas power outtage.
Texas leads nation in power outages: https://www.houstonchronicle.c...
Texas comes in 2nd in five year span for outages. https://www.star-telegram.com/...
I am not sure if exchanges have the ability to deal with something on a WEEKS time scale, and if they do, it will be expensive.

I was thinking the same thing. If the Texas power grid is any indication, this should be terrifyingly amusing.

I'll stick with Johnny Cab, thank you very much. They've a proven track record after all!

Tell me you're transphobic without directly stating it.

Shouldn't you be dodging left or right and not ducking?

I find it amusing that the bakers are always brought up by people who obviously have no idea what the background of the situation was. The couple that sued the bakers did not just march in and demand a cake. They had purchased from Sweet Cakes prior, and were invited by one of the owners, Melissa, to come sample and purchase a cake for their upcoming wedding. When the day arrived for them to meet with Melissa and sample cakes and such, Melissa was not there, her husband Aaron was. Aaron called them abominations, cited Leviticus and said the bakery would not be baking them a cake. Aaron also published the couple's home address on FB. Sweet Cakes invited THEM to buy a cake, denied them after calling them abominations and citing the section of the Bible commonly used by thumpers to justify mistreating gay people, then doxxed them. If you're trying to point out 'liberal hypocrisy,' the Sweet Cakes is nowhere near as 'innocent' as you believe them to bee.

I think he was referring to the GoFundMe that was actually a scam.

I thought releasing it in the elevator would contain most of it.

That's because you didn't arrive in a giant metal shoe. Common mistake.

Was it just me, or did Government Official 1 sound like the start of a pitch to join a pyramid scheme? Not saying Uber and such is a pyramid scheme, but I used to see those ads about town, "Be your own boss! Set your own schedule! Make as much or as little money as you want!"