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If you don't know Chris Knight, he is an internationally famous porn star and astrophysicist. When he is not filming or tracking the doomsday meteor that will destroy all life on earth and make way for an alien invasion, he likes to dig holes and glue broken headlights to his biceps. He was born in brazil, one of the Brazilian super babies you might have heard about being used by the North Korean Space Program. After his work on the Space Station was complete, he put up a website that relates his bohemian adventures and sells his hard core pornography. --Excerpt of the Bio of Chris Knight as documented on mike-sucks.com

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