Comment The Diebold Limits (Score 1) 1718
I figure there are enough sci-fi geeks here to appreciate this (original by me):
"There is nothing wrong with your election. Do not attempt to adjust your vote. We are controlling everything. If we wish to support a candidate, we will increase the votes. If we wish to defeat a candidate, we will tune them out. We will control the House. We will control the Senate. We can roll the Courts, making them useless. We can reduce the issues to a soft blur or sharpen them to crystal clarity. For the next four years sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your election. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from your life to... The Diebold Limits."
Chris
(who knows too much about computers and opted to vote on paper)
"There is nothing wrong with your election. Do not attempt to adjust your vote. We are controlling everything. If we wish to support a candidate, we will increase the votes. If we wish to defeat a candidate, we will tune them out. We will control the House. We will control the Senate. We can roll the Courts, making them useless. We can reduce the issues to a soft blur or sharpen them to crystal clarity. For the next four years sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your election. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from your life to... The Diebold Limits."
Chris
(who knows too much about computers and opted to vote on paper)
