She took me to different places! // Like the university bookstore! // And the financial aid office! // I had to borrow her parking pass! // Workin' on the night staff! // At the computer lab! // I totally found out her screen name! // Oh that skinny blonde girl! // And the circles and the ages and the ages! // Beautiful!

How dare any of you question the will of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan! Those who question the wisdom of a nation following the teachings of Muhammad shall know only the eternal torment of Jahannam!

I know! If I ever live in Australia, this is my ISP for sure. A corporation actually working on behalf of its customers? What a revolutionary idea! Now if only we could get Comcast in on this as well...

So, CARB, your solution to help fight global warming and protect the environment is to outlaw black cars? Cause I was thinking you could maybe mandate Zero Emissions Vehilces, STICK TO IT, and not cave in to industry pressure and corruption. But obviously, outlawing black cars is a way better solution. Way better than maybe actually boosting the required minimum gas mileage for new vehicles. Cars have been able to get 35 MPG for years. Maybe a 50+ MPG would really show those federal government a--holes everyone hates so much. But clearly, no more black cars is the most effective solution to a cleaner California and a smog-free Bay Area.

So...he wants to still collect royalties from "Never Gonna Give You Up". What a great 80s classic that never resulted in any cases of mass projectile vomitting!

Well, that's perfectly fine, as long as by royalites he means repeated kicks directly to the nuts by the entire Brazilian National Soccer Team.

I think the new buzzword for this is "crowdsourcing".