... I know of several monkeys that recognize languages. Nothing much can be said about them though.

Usually they're just called "code monkeys".

They usually adapt to VB quite well. Or so they think.

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Reverse psychology, I see...

When you can't beat Windows on a software battle, go hardware!

When will there be a Tamagotchi version of these penguins btw? It would be like a silent (and cute) world domination

My opportunity to peek at women undressing has come!

I can haz cheeseburger?

This is when my INTERNET ON A DISK comes in handy.

Thank you, Microsoft!

Since when does measuring JavaScript performance automatically indicates if a browser is faster or not? Op honestly didn't phrase the subject well.

And why all these "JavaScript benchmarks"? Is it common for people to do matrix math with it or what?

So now all of a sudden having a responsive application, which doesn't crash and/or eats all of the available memory and does the job without me thinking that I'm driving on a snail doesn't matter?

They should be looking elsewhere.

will now be complete. I should get going to Mars before they do!

Maybe... just maybe they should code it better, rather than blaming the OS. Really, I hate how things are going nowadays. No one seems to care about optimizations anymore and everything NEEDS to have shiny graphics with neat physics and whatnot. Originality != EyeCandy

Alright. Since most of you actually chose vi/vim as your favorite text editor, admit it: It's one of the most unfriendly and frustrating text editors ever created. Admit it! DOS edit beats it by a long mile.

...women. Hit them with a baseball bat /flame