There are always some swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool! Ya can't help everyone.

That's easy! It's Duck Soup. Move to Freedonia!

Your right, way too confusing! 1 royal Egyptian cubit = 7 palms = 28 fingers = 525 mm. 1 ordinary Egyptian cubit = 6 palms = 24 fingers = 450 mm. 1 ordinary Mesopotamian cubit = 5 hands = 30 fingers = 25 thumbs = 500 mm. 1 great Mesopotamian cubit = 6 hands = 36 fingers = 30 thumbs = 600 mm.

Here in America we can have handguns just like the the cops. This puts us on an even keel with so called law enforcement. I have NO problem using it on any agent of corrupt government who simply pisses me off, or threatens my freedom! In my opinion, a career in law enforcement is akin to the intellectual skills required for passing out ketchup at the local fast food joint!

To help out the government during this time of need, I have simply put the NSA on my CC: list. It saves time and money!

Who are this girls parents? why did they allow her to run wild in a neighboring galaxy?

Have faith! . The FAA is already working on installing transponders and TCAS systems on the birds.

You just can't get enough info in 140 characters for instructions and help in keeping your Lithium 6 Deuteride dry, or making a deal for those old Krypton switches on eBay.

Don't throw lawyers at it, throw lead!

Make them an offer they can't refuse.

I got a hummer from a Chinese Ho in Hong Kong!

Pop half an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth. When you start foaming at the mouth and give a wild eyed stare, people tend to keep away. It works on NYC subways.

I got a Hummer in Hong Kong from Chinese Ho.

Now if I can get it to do something useful.

These Scientology people ? Thetans? watch way too much Battlestar Gallactica!