I taught myself BASIC in 3rd grade, seemed like a good place to start. I did C when I was in 5th grade, why can't a high schooler handle C?

Selling all of NH's cultural relics like Vermont maple syrup and Maine lobster's, delivered fresh to your doorstep.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_Law_of_Headlines Did I do it right?

Well since they're taking three films to do this one book which is much shorter than any of the others, maybe Peter Jackson will be kind enough to include the dozens of songs that Tolkein wrote in the original text. I WANTED TO SEE TOM BOMBADIL SINGING DRINKING SONGS WITH A BUNCH OF DWARVES AND HE DIDN'T DO IT! HE BETTER DELIVER ON THE DAMN SONGS THIS TIME! Seriously though who needs another generic epic score when you can use genuine content from JRR himself to enhance the film?

The real 'sneakernet' is flash drives embedded in tennis shoes

You're missing the point Scully, I don't need proof of the monitoring. I want to believe.

From chicken sandwiches to software programming.