Let me start off by saying that I love rancid rectums, and I also love cum farts. Do you see where I'm going with this? You're someone who can give me both of those things with the aid of my fetid cock. My smelly cock will smooch your putrid bowels and let loose a tidal wave of sticky goodies! Then, what all is said and done, you can fart out some feces covered in cum, and my childhood dream will finally be fulfilled! What say you?

My, my, my! Your cute, fetid cock has taken a liking to my rancid, disgusting asshole. Maybe your cock wants to smooch my bowels? I might even have a few brown gifts to fart out of my repugnant asshole should you do the inevitable and decide to lust after my rectum! What say you?