Journal Chacham's Journal: Question: Worst movie(s) 31
What is the worst movie you have ever (partly) seen?
Not a movie that is so bad you watch it again to complain about it (Superman 3, Star Trek 5) or even a movie that is just plain wrong (Ten commandments) or "wrong" (Bill and Ted's) or anything of that sort. Rather a movie that is so horrid, it is unwatchable the first time around, let alone a second time, or you feel like paying another person just so they don't watch it.
The only move i think i couldn't finish watching do to it's absolute horridity is Home Alone. (Culkin is even a worse actor than Daniel Radcliffe). Other movies would be Superman IV, Star Trek 10, and Spiderman. All of which i cannot imagine watching again without a very good reason. They are not good, funny, or have any merit whatsoever. At least in my opinion.
What would be your list?
Queen of the Damn and Dracula 2000 (Score:2)
Mother's Day (Score:2, Interesting)
That and when I saw it in the theater with this 6' 5" creepy red neck who kept going "Hu-huh get'er Huuuu" everytime one of the hicks chased a girl so I sort of missed the full viewing experien
You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
You are WAY too focused on the negative.
"What movie was the *worst*?"
"Who can I foe?"
Really? Have you noticed that you're like the *only* person on /. who uses the "foe" feature? You have nearly as many foes as you do friends. What good does that do you? Why do you bother to enable comments, anyway, if people are just going to hurt
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:2)
That's just patently false. Check out my other [slashdot.org] freaks [slashdot.org].
Now, his focus on negativity, that I'll give you. Additionally, his unwarranted elitism, and the fact that he doesn't understand how truly bad a movie can be. Spiderman? Fuck, man. You need to see "Master of Disguise." Only then will you understand just how horribly cringingly bad bad can be.
(Oh, and he also will likely not get a message regarding your reply b
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
Oh, well, freaks just happen ;-) I happen to have 5 (real) freaks by now, and counting *grin*....
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
i use bad words all the time, but usually use other words online because the person reading it doesn't get the nuance of the intonation. though i still hold that my 10 year high school reunion was some whack-ass shit. that isn't directed at anyone but my experience. i don't think you can hurt feelings of your own experiences.
i just try to think of it as some people taking things more seriously than oth
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
Anyways, people that can't take profanity shouldn't be my friends in the first place. Some people take slashdot just too seriously.
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
and yes, you win the grand prize. some people take slashdot way too seriously.
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:2)
WHAT!!! NO WE DOTN' TKAE IT TO CIRIOUSLEY!!!!
I DEMDAN YOU TAKE TAHT BACK RITE NOW!!!!!
(ahem)
or not,
robi
see that...?
that was cheesy humor
lets try frying it with some flames.
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:2)
A-ha! I *knew* someone would try to call me out on that one -- which is why I used the obligatory California qualifier of "like!" That leaves a LOT of leeway. Obviously, there are a lot of punk trolls around using the foe system. But none of the mature, intelligent, fun people that *I* know on
And I don't care if he reads my replies or not -- the fact remains that I have posted here and OTHERS can read it, and it will be burnt in
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:2)
I got your point though, nice little bit of counter-elitism (in regards to the bad movie bit). =)
What hurts the most... (Score:2)
The lack of respect.
Well, and that other thing.
That thing hurts the most.
Then the lack of respect.
Guess the quote!
Insert "having to watch [a movie]" in place of the "thing"
robi
Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
Can you give me even one example of you're doing an extended commentary on something positive about ANYBODY?
What I find is that you spend endless paragraphs lecturing us on what we should do, and occasionally, a line or two acknowledging, in passing, something positive.
Oh, somebody here should really "Lighten up", "stop
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
I have no idea. Gosh. I wish I'd been keeping count. I bet it's getting up there. I dunno. You're the statistically rigorous one. Maybe you can do a study.
Well, usually the good ones don't need extended commentary. A well-chosen tidbit [slashdot.org] of [slashdot.org] praise [slashdot.org] usually does t
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:1)
That all sounded like something that was on the "Jerry Springer Show"...and Beth just slapped him back down. For some reason, I pictured him dressed up as a Drag Queen, not that there's anything wrong with that...HAHAHA
Bethanie, For that...I give you 3 snaps and a whip!
You GO girl! ^5
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
Well, uh, thank yuh. Thankyuhverymuch. *trademark grin* *obligatory hip swivel*
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
I assume that you mean your , Herr Perfessor?
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Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
I agree that the wording is awkward. A better way to have said it might have been:
or
But I don't th
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:2)
Which obviously requires "you're" - it's the present tense of your second edited version:
I guess it depends whether the mistake was the "of" or the "you're" :-)
You are correct. (Score:2)
Rustin
Re:You are correct. (Score:2)
Re:Bethanie, you know what YOUR problem is? (Score:1)
Mr. Pot, meet Mrs. Kettle...
I don't know either of you personally, but from my less than biased perspective, it looks like the perfessor is complaing about most people on Slashdot. I mean, do you *really* expect something different?
Bethanie, you talk about Chacham getting some therapy and relaxing but it seems that y
Re:You know what your problem is? (Score:1)
Sounds like good advice...
on screens now (Score:1)
Freddy Got Fingered... (Score:2)
Re:Freddy Got Fingered... (Score:2)
robi
Here's a few (Score:2)
But I do believe the worst movie ever would be a delightful little chunk of terribleness called "Nukie." [imdb.com]
It's painful to watch... horribly painful. Some find it so bad it's funny, I found it so bad I wished I could strangle my brain with my optic nerves just to make it stop.
Deathrace 2000 (Score:2)