Yeah totally she set up the email server to hide secrets!
Okay, so we have the emails, right? What do they say about the secret meetins of the Lizard People Illuminati? Is there anything about Area 51 or the NAFTA highway? Did Putin confer with her about overthrowing the government?
Oh... no? No secrets? Just normal Sec of State stuff?
So...... I don't get it. What's the scandal? That she had her own email server? I have my own email server and it's super convenient. I have a few actually. I use some of them to aggregate others. Wow, how handy.
Never in my life have I ever cared how a politician configures his email. I've never asked and never thought about it. Why would I start now? Does Trump use POP3 or SMTP? Does Bernie prefer Yahoo! Mail or Gmail?
"Oh, she's perfect in every way, but did you know she set up her own email system?"
"She did? Wow, so she can do that too? What an amazing woman!"
"No, no, I mean that in a bad way."
"...a bad way? You're going to have to explain."
"Well, she could have been hiding secrets."
"Sounds nefarious. So what were the secrets?"
"Well, there weren't any after all."
"Okaaaaaaay. So..... what's the scandal?"