The government gives you money to go to school. You get a 3.0 and up, continue with free education until you get your associates degree. If you fail out the first semester the IRS should come down on you like Thor's hammer because you just wasted taxpayers money.

To create diversity, first create inequality.

As long as we don't have another Spock on speed dial moment we should be good!

Make all drugs legal for 1 month out of every year. That way Darwin comes in and filters through all the idiots who can't control themselves. By the end of the month everyone who practices personal responsibility and respect continue contributing to the normal human gene pool. It it's a hit expand it to 2-3 months a year.

Hopefully cardiac arrests don't start up again and people lose their life after the lose their weight.

We've gone from competition to participation in everything.

Cell phone towers will be replaced.

Cell phones will be replaced with WiFi.

1. It was accidentally shot down somewhere.The country that found out about if first or has something to do with it is staying quiet because it could start a war. 2. It was forced to land somewhere, the passengers were taken hostage and that country is keeping quiet about it because it could start a war.

Interest groups and lobbyists run the country. Voters enable it.

If you're gonna drive around with 30 pounds of pot AND drive aggressively you're gonna have a bad time. Might want to hold off on the aggressive driving until AFTER you deliver the drugs to the local teenagers.

Can you just imagine the horror and emotional damage Comcast went through for this? Americans must unite and keep electing people into office that will continue to protect and nurture our corporate overlords!

Did parents stop teaching their kids to stick up for themselves? Are they waiting for the school system, video games, law enforcement, movies, or reality TV to do it?

Give their champions a graduation cap and gown every time they level up!

Wheaton Soup? Will.0?