60336521 comment Comment No no no. (Score 1) 134 by Captain Coolwater on Wednesday May 21, 2014 @09:19PM (#47062363) Attached to: New IE 8 Zero Day Discovered It's "640k 0 days should be enough for anybody". I'm not going to tell you again.
55573681 comment Comment So.. (Score 0) 292 by Captain Coolwater on Friday January 17, 2014 @09:17AM (#45984845) Attached to: Thousands of Gas Leaks Discovered Under Streets of Washington DC You thought you weren't going to die? Ha!
52770091 comment Comment Re:Fire them (Score 0) 276 by Captain Coolwater on Friday November 08, 2013 @07:56PM (#45373711) Attached to: Snowden Used Social Engineering To Get Classified Documents So Beelzebub can't rm -rf*?
52718335 comment Comment Re:The verdict on Edward Snowden (Score 1) 510 by Captain Coolwater on Thursday November 07, 2013 @08:15AM (#45354887) Attached to: Edward Snowden Leaks Could Help Paedophiles Escape Police, Says UK Government In Italy, we elect our porn stars to public office.
52637695 comment Comment Re:I thought as a condition... (Score 0) 398 by Captain Coolwater on Monday November 04, 2013 @05:22PM (#45330257) Attached to: Snowden Publishes "A Manifesto For the Truth" Yeah, he fucked up by not getting his casino and hotel comps before he went public. He's a dumb ass for that reason alone.
52571267 comment Comment Re:There are several stupid questions (Score 0) 663 by Captain Coolwater on Saturday November 02, 2013 @01:37PM (#45312263) Attached to: A Math Test That's Rotten To the Common Core If dump truck 1 has 8 trillion dollars in it and dump truck 2 has 37 billion, how many chairs are left in Ballmer's office?
50651175 comment Comment HI I'm Sarah Sharp. (Score 0) 79 by Captain Coolwater on Saturday September 14, 2013 @04:12AM (#44847277) Attached to: Crooks Arrested Over KVM-Based Bank Heist Attempt All Intel upstrem patches are belong to me.
50564451 comment Comment Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol (Score 2) 254 by Captain Coolwater on Thursday September 12, 2013 @04:25AM (#44827675) Attached to: Microsoft Botches More Patches In Latest Automatic Update Does metasploit have a module for the ribbon backtrack?